Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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