i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?