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(810): View more from Michigan

The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!

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(810): The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure! http://tfl.nu/zlj2

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(651): View more from Minnesota

whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.

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(651): whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it. http://tfl.nu/g1hs

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(518): View more from New York

Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.

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(518): Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight. http://tfl.nu/ukzh

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.

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(615): Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done. http://tfl.nu/9ur9

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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before

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(717): Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before http://tfl.nu/lay4

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"

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(814): He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind" http://tfl.nu/73d5

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(361): View more from Texas

Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.

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(361): Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin. http://tfl.nu/3skp

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement

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(270): I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement http://tfl.nu/ql20

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(386): View more from Florida

Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.

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(386): Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line. http://tfl.nu/hznj

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(607): View more from New York

Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.

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(607): Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night. http://tfl.nu/v41h

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(585): View more from New York

Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together

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(585): Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together http://tfl.nu/f7yy

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(330): View more from Ohio

He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.

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(330): He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet. http://tfl.nu/wg57

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You need a twittervention. You're better than this.

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(978): You need a twittervention. You're better than this. http://tfl.nu/6sfs

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.

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(505): Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds. http://tfl.nu/oq4c

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go

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(919): I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go http://tfl.nu/j7ma

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