How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices