let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES