Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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