carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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