Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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