So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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