Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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