You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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