At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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