Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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