I just made out with a guy for $7.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I think pants incapable of making pants work
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I currently don't understand fingers.
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