Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just gift wrapped bread.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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