Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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