Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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