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(909): View more from California

It's Friday. Sex?

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(480): View more from Arizona

He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again

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(845): View more from New York

I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?

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(909): View more from California

My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.

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(619): View more from California

Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose

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(915): View more from Texas

Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded

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(530): View more from California

People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.

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