can we get nightvision for the apartment?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha