i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just had sex bonerless
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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