and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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