that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
operation harelip BJ is a go
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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