His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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