I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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