About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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