As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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