We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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