Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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