I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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