also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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