I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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