he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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