thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
my sisters under your porch take her home
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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