My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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