gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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