So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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