AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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