I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
