We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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