I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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