ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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