i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
