Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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