normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I want a musical about memes.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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