Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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