you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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