He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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