Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Pants 0. Shit 1.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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