just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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