So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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