your parents love me but you hate me
another moral hangover. fuck.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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