My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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