Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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