i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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