LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he was CRYING into my vagina
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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