it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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