It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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